44% of all waterfowl are monogamous. 44% of all waterfowl are geese and swans. despite making careful decisions, and waiting until they’re two to mate, their marriages sometimes end in divorce. they mourn loss — they lose a year to it. moose can run up to 56 kilometres per hour. they’re six feet tall. moose are seasonally monogamous. they have to find a new mate each year. i wonder if they ever pick each other again. you can survive 1-3 days floating on your back at sea — that is if you don’t freeze to death or get torn to shreds by a shark. if you don’t have water, don’t eat (unless you’re eating fish eyeballs). catching a seabird is easy — you eat this raw. but if you don’t find water, you will die. grief is not linear. sometimes pain lasts a while. this headache is probably dehydration, not cancer. your face can feel tingly if you’re anxious. make a self-care plan f...